Monday, September 18, 2006

Half The Population Are Crazier Than Average.

Being different
Is a crime
To be the same
Is quite insane
So feel free
To take the pills
Get wired up
To cure yo' ills
(And help the doctor pay the bills)
There's no doubt
Who'll win this game
To crush the spirit
With your name.

13 Comments:

Blogger Mark Prime (tpm/Confession Zero) said...

Crazy? Crazy? Moi? I beg to agree... :>)

"with your name"... right on the bottle!

Monday, September 18, 2006 6:08:00 PM  
Blogger ozymandiaz said...

Everyone is crazier than I am.
Everyone.
I do not, though, take any pills prescribed by legal doctors.
As for crushing spirits...
I believe it is easier to smash an atom, and takes less energy.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 8:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that's the case, then isn't the average wrong?

Thursday, September 21, 2006 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!
short and sweet,
so full of wits
cheers!

Friday, September 22, 2006 12:48:00 AM  
Blogger S.L. Corsua said...

Hear, hear!

And might I add, lucid intervals are getting less frequent. Haha.

Friday, September 22, 2006 8:33:00 PM  
Blogger M. Shahin said...

"Being different
Is a crime"

Very inspiring poem. Being different makes the world beautiful...although the world would like to crush those with a different outlook on life. But each of us must persist in the color we are.

Great poem!

Saturday, September 23, 2006 8:34:00 PM  
Blogger rch said...

Hey Glenn, well since I proclaim to represent the average I see a potential problem because I don't know very many people crazier than me. I like the rhythm of this one and the lingo! Take care,

Bob

Sunday, September 24, 2006 6:55:00 AM  
Blogger brad4d said...

I won't be average but I'll be half-crazy for fun (to be sure)

Monday, September 25, 2006 5:20:00 PM  
Blogger Cecilia said...

Statistically significant!
No correction tests needed. ;-)
Would you consider the other half population of average crazy to be normal? :-)

Monday, September 25, 2006 11:11:00 PM  
Blogger Russell Ragsdale said...

Incontrovertably true!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, crazy=normal and sane=weird! Makes total sense to us normal folks. ;-)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 1:11:00 PM  
Blogger Crunchy Weta said...

Hey thanks all... I rest my caSE!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 4:23:00 AM  
Blogger katy said...

my favorite thing about this poem is that i didn't even realize it was rhyming until towards the end.

the doctor's bills line... that's where i woke up.

as for the subject matter ^_^

well.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 6:19:00 AM  

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